Grilled Pear And Cream

I'm never buying pears in a package again because I eat them at a rate of 0.25/day, and the rate decreases when the pears start to soften. I like Bartlett/Williams (both names work), but only if they're light green and hard. Once they start to get watery and mushy (a.k.a more and more like a Chinese pear), I lose interest.

What to do with softened pears?! Again, my pancake maker delicious-fies food. It's like a function. Stick in input. Pancake maker evaluates it. Delicious output.

let pancake_maker (food: 'a) : betterfood =
 Somemagic.heat food

(for Ocaml).

Anyway, I grilled a pear, sloshed some Half & Half on it, and poured in a lot of cereal. Yay! Creamy dessert!

Mini Pears!

At Commons, I found some pears. Actually, I have discovered some quite amazing things at Commons, such as RED PEARS, BROWN PEARS, and now, MINI PEARS. I never knew that pears could be anything but the typical, medium sized green pear, or the round Chinese yellow pear. This is just amazing. Mini pears are cute.