So. Chocolate flavoured puffed corn/rice...melts in your mouth, but in the characteristic soggy way particular to puffed corn snacks. The texture is quite intriguing.
The taste? Bizarre. Slightly salty, yet smothered in slightly bitter, powdery cocoa powder. Not sweet. Not entirely remarkable. No corn flavour either (predominately unsweetened rice puff; although I don't mind it, I think some people will unearth descriptions that include the word "cardboard")...it's rather bland.