19 February 2010

A Letter to the M&Ms people

I recently ate the M&M Holiday Mix from December. It was delicious, except for the fact that there were two mutant M&Ms. Not ONE, but TWO! In one bag! The first time in my life, and I've been eating M&Ms since even before the "3-years-old-choking-hazard" warning! The mutants actually look like two "normal" shaped M&Ms which are half merged together, and coated in the oh-so-artificial-candy shell.
Here are two images for you:

I personally don't mind the appearance of these, and they probably taste the same [I wouldn't know, since I still have them sitting in a bag for display :)] but I am sure that there are prissy people out there who would start suing you for "irregular" sized, or allegedly "sub-par quality" M&Ms. Do you have a machine that sorts out the "normal" shaped M&Ms from the "irregular" ones? Also, what do you do with the M&Ms that are "wrongly" shaped, or are too big, or are too sweet? Surely you don't throw them away?!?! I would like to let you know that I would adore receiving defective bags of M&Ms. I don't care what colour they are! Please email back.

1 comment:

  1. looks like your M&Ms were trying to have baby M&Ms in your packet :-)